No, you're one of the amusing liberals kept around as a court jester.
Say something funny now, or prepare for the axe.
A RINO with a conservative Republican on his shoulder walks into a bar and orders a double scotch/rocks.
The bartender, a Libertarian, says, "You mean you want two scotches on the rocks for you and your monkey?"
"No,"says the RINO, "a double scotch for me and the rocks are for my monkey. It's the only way to get him off my back."