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To: cutepanda; JulieRNR21; NautiNurse; onyx

CUTEPANDA, thank you for posting this thread & info !




Did you hear the joke about the Panda bear in the restaurant ?

One night a Panda bear goes inot a restaurant,
orders a dinner,
chows down,
when finished, he pays the bill,
then he gets up and walks out the door - -

as he does so, he whips out a machine gun and sprays the place with bullets ! !

The horrified resauranteer askes the Panda bear why did he do this- -
the Panda bear replies: I am a Panda, it is what I do, look it up - - -

So the Restauranteer gets an encyclopedia, looks up 'Panda Bear' - -
large Asian marsupial mammal - Eats Shoots and Leaves . .


103 posted on 09/18/2006 2:36:14 AM PDT by marc costanzo ("Pity those poor fools who know not victory nor defeat" - - - T. R.)
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To: marc costanzo

Hi Marc! GOOD to see you.
Cute joke, BTW.


118 posted on 09/18/2006 5:20:50 AM PDT by onyx (1 Billion Muslims -- IF only 10% are radical, that's still 100 Million who want to kill us.)
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