Tell me, friend, if YOU had a face like THIS, wouldn't you cover it?
Truly the kind of face only a mother could love - a mother whose entire face was covered with a burkha and veil!
Maybe Ann Coulter was right: "Invade their countries; kill their leaders; convert them all to Christianity."
On the other hand, even the high school Confirmation Class on its worst night doesn't look THIS bad!
Woof! Woof! Call in Ceasar Milan!
Who let the dogs out?