[ASOC]

I was recently in hospital for a minor procedure, they staff kept pushing a 'living will' document on me.

My answer was simple - "Move heaven and earth to keep me cooking. If, after several years, and only after several years of no response, then break me up for parts - they go to the highest bidder, and the wife gets at least 78$ of the take."

The staff seemed, well, aghast. No humor in life or not-life it would seem. Or, they were hacked about the family wanting a cut in their take.

[KOZ.]

and the wife gets at least 78$ of the take."

is that all your worth? 78 bucks?? :)