He explained, "Only the Americans can succeed in carrying out an attack just 200 meters from President [Bashar] Assad's residence in the most heavily guarded section of Syria."
Dang it! We went all the way to Syria and got the address wrong by 200 meters.
In other words: Cause those damned Americans are smarter than ALL of the people on the planet... If only the Syrian people were smarter than those Bush Americans... we could figure out how to attack the Embassy ourselves... Doh! That dumb Bush fella' he is a genius... Oh wait, he is dum...