The funny thing about Armadillos, aka, possum on the half shell, is that most should never be killed by cars. They are plenty small enough that a car can run right over it and not harm it. But Armadillo's jump when they get scared so they either jump into the path of the car or smash themselves against the underside of the car. Basically, they're as intelligent as your average Democrat.
Interesting that even monkees protect their innocents. Hezbollah doesn't!
But your average Democrat is never in the middle of the road. They always cross to the left, and only look one way, and are always jumping up and down. So Armadillos must be smarter than Democrats.