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To: Roccus
Gettin' in shape for deer season.

Oh! Please come to my house! I was overrun by deer this spring. They stood around watching me plant my garden so they'd know what was for dinner. I found them napping on my lawn, grazing on plants that were supposed to be deer-resistant, and trampling what they didn't eat. When I'd chase them off, they'd amble away and wait for me to go back inside.

I no longer think deer are pretty. Please feel free to come out to Colorado and blow their little bambi heads off.

899 posted on 09/14/2006 12:09:24 PM PDT by American Quilter (You can't negotiate with people who are dedicated to your destruction.)
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To: American Quilter

Republicans are the most important undecided group in the elections?


904 posted on 09/14/2006 12:11:49 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Libs, your choice... the .380 or Glock? This is not a game, and I have bail money.)
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To: American Quilter

Deer, the suburban cockroach.


914 posted on 09/14/2006 12:15:02 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (New Democrat Talking Point: Rove made us do it!)
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To: American Quilter

Come on... the terrorists are the most important undecided group. (tricky question) Will they release a tape, will Ahmadinejad start threatening and showing his ______.

Terrorists

They're undecided and say it doesn't matter because they'll kill everybody no matter who's in the whitehouse.


918 posted on 09/14/2006 12:15:25 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Libs, your choice... the .380 or Glock? This is not a game, and I have bail money.)
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To: American Quilter

Can't you take 'em out yourself? Donate the meat if you don't like venison. I fill the freezer every fall. I love it.


920 posted on 09/14/2006 12:15:47 PM PDT by Roccus (Dealing with Democrats IS the War on Terror. [Stolen from FReeper Stallone])
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To: American Quilter

Uhhh... there is an Ali Baba Zogby though.


921 posted on 09/14/2006 12:15:56 PM PDT by AliVeritas (Libs, your choice... the .380 or Glock? This is not a game, and I have bail money.)
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