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The ring made him immortal, the lava somehow didn't kill him, he got out, cleaned himself up, picked up some hygene habits somewhere, waited in a cave for thousands of years, ending up in the marshes of Louisiana, where he picked up the cajun accent (he already liked crustations and other Cajun type foods illustrated in Tolkein's books and movies) and then when the modern Democratic party came to town in the 90's, he said "Yes Precious, this will work for us! We will rule the world! We must talk to Clinton!"

LOL! That's the first reasonable explanation I've ever heard for Carville's existence.

862 posted on 09/14/2006 12:00:41 PM PDT by American Quilter (You can't negotiate with people who are dedicated to your destruction.)

I SWEAR that's what happened. Watch a movie with him, have him stand upright in your head, put on a suit, some makeup to cover the pastiness, and some caps and crowns, and viola. James "Smeagol" Carville. :) Mary Matlin has the strongest constitution of any woman on Earth, because she sees him at home when the makeup and suit come off, stromping on all fours, grabbing fish from the tank for a quicke snack, and his other less than appealing habbits. :)

898 posted on 09/14/2006 12:09:14 PM PDT by TexasPatriot8 (Liberty must be defended, so the children of those who fell, can understand its value. Never forget.)