"John Kerry served in Viet Nam -- he has the hat and everything!!"
I'm about to put some of my old Chief Petty Officer contacts to the task of putting kerry on permanent TDY to the Army and erasing all record of him ever being in the Navy.
I'm tired of being embarrassed by that.....individual.
Only bright spot is that he never got near Naval Air. (If he had, he'd probably still be trying to get one of my brogans out of....oh, never mind.)
HEY!! Why would THE ARMY want him???