"some of your critics say" you're a Communist Pig
I would say she is this one (from Animal Farm):
Squealer - The pig who spreads Napoleon’s propaganda among the other animals. Squealer justifies the pigs’ monopolization of resources and spreads false statistics pointing to the farm’s success. Orwell uses Squealer to explore the ways in which those in power often use rhetoric and language to twist the truth and gain and maintain social and political control.
Interesting correlation to Animal House Pigs...