Meet the Next President: Kerry's Second Shot

Examiner via Drudgereport.com ^ | 9/14/06 | Bill Sammon

[texas_mrs]

"I’m prepared to kick their ass from one end of America to the other,” he declares. “I am so confident of my abilities to address that and to demolish it and to even turn it into a positive.”

[texas_mrs]

Bring it on!!!

[Dilbert56]

Please, nominate Kerry again. Show you're as stupid as you are stubborn.

[CertainInalienableRights]

I needed a laugh this morning. Thanks for posting this.

[madison10]

What makes Kerry think that NOW he is the new and improved version of his Incompetent Self? It won't work the second time around either...maybe he has the cheating down to an undetectable science now.

[newconhere]

Oh God help us!

[USNBandit]

“I always liked what he stood for...."

I wonder if she could tell you one thing he does stand for. I don't think this guy has one opinion or principle he isn't willing to change. He doesn't stand for anything.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

What next ? Earthtone John ?

[commish]

OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... Better yet - Pick ALGORE as your running mate Ketchup Boy...... Oh and don't forget to mention you have a plan. Also, mention you were in Vietnam, I don;t think too many people know that about you.

[TexasCajun]

[pleikumud]

Hanoi Traitor Kerry for Prez!

[CPT Clay]

Bill Sammon is a great reporter.

[digger48]

Below are the poll results based on telephone interviews with 800 likely voters in New Jersey, aged 18+, and conducted September 8-10, 2006. The margin of sampling error is ±3 percentage points.

< 18. Who is your first choice for the Democratic nomination in 2008? (Democrats only)
Hillary Clinton 34%
Al Gore 20%
John Edwards 10%
Russ Feingold 7%
John Kerry 6%
Christopher Dodd 4%
Joseph Biden 2%
Wesley Clark 1%
Mark Warner 1%
Ed Rendell 1%
Bill Richardson 1%
Tom Vilsack 1%
Evan Bayh 1%
Undecided 11%

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Oh no..this is going to be a repetitive theme with Kerry till the day he dies, regardless if he runs for president again or not.

I hope people will continue to ask him if he's signed those papers to release his records yet.

[wideawake]

They had money behind the lies

Tell us, Senator Kerry, what just one of those lies was? Can you point to one specific factual misrepresentation by the Veterans?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[Prysson]

He wont get the chance. My prediction is that its gonna be a slug fest between Hillary and Gore.

[rhombus]

“I always liked what he stood for...."

Hah! He stands for a bunch of bumper stickers. It's easy to talk bout "justice", "leveling the playing field", "helping the poor", "equal rights for all", "creating jobs". The devil is in the details. Kerry doesn't have a clue on how to fulfill those platitudes so he'll have to hire the devil.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Rough tough giggolo. He sure has me scared...............
(hiding under my blanket)................................

R O T F L M A O

[aShepard]

"Caling the Swifties, calling Swiftees,




Please pick up the red courtsey phone!"