[upchuck]

Wal*Mart is pure evil!!

How can I prove that?

Simple.

The very first time I walked into a Wal*Mart, which was a long time ago, that evil capitalist empire cast a demonic spell on me.

I suddenly found myself unable to enter other stores like K-Mart, Target, Sears, etc. It was like some kind of voodoo curse. As soon as I'd pull in the parking lot I'd hear these voices in my head repeating this mantra over and over, "Waaallly, Waaallly, save money, Waaallly, Waaallly." 'bout scared the begeebebers outta me!

And it continues to this day.

Occasionally this hex will let me visit Lowes or Home Depot, but only to buy stuff not sold by Wal*Mart.

This horrible affliction just about drives me crazy.

And I don't want to get into groceries!

I called the local exorcist about getting rid of this curse. As soon as I described it she said, "Oh, that's a bad one. Sorry, but that's a very, very powerful curse and we don't have a solution. But we're working on it."

HELP!

[Tax-chick]

Truly a sad story.

[Gabz]

ROFL!!!!!

My similar affliction has eased a bit in the past 3 years.......since we moved to an area that has no K-Mart, Target, etc..........although we did just recently get a Lowe's :)

[LexBaird]

I suddenly found myself unable to enter other stores like K-Mart, Target, Sears, etc. It was like some kind of voodoo curse. As soon as I'd pull in the parking lot I'd hear these voices in my head repeating this mantra over and over, "Waaallly, Waaallly, save money, Waaallly, Waaallly." 'bout scared the begeebebers outta me!

So, Bush 1 was right! There ARE voodoo economics!