Are you sure those applications came out of evolutionary theory and not biology or some other hard science?
I invented a cup with the handle on the left for left-handed people. Just recently created a new Sudoko game - putting the final touches to it - called Magic Sudoko and Magic Sudoko Series that I hope will make me a millionaire. All I need is a copyright lawyer before going public with it. Big deal!
Have you stopped beating your wife?
...handle on the left....
You are good...