LOL, I used to work with a lady that popped her physically abusive (black eyes, broken nose, teeth knocked out) ex-husband. The ex would drink himself brave then show up for a round of "thump on Alice".
One day she'd had enough and emptied her .32 in his face. Alice said the cops asked her why she'd shot the guy 6 times and her answer was "Because I didn't have a 7 shooter, motha-******!"
LOL - good for her.