They pointed out that also just recently the terrorists had BOMBED a funeral being held by the good guys in Afghanistan. I know your statement was facetious, but no, they would not grant us the same treatment. They don't care where we are they want to kidnap us, kill us, mutilate us, and throw our bodies in the street.
I was being sarcastic. They also cry torture when a dog barks at them and they have underwear on their heads. Meanwhile they kidnap 2 of our soldiers, torture them in the most hideous of ways and nothing is done, and of coures the media barely touches it. Meanwhile our soldiers are in jail and abu ghraib was the lead story for weeks on the news broadcasts. I was looking for some of their names when Bush was recently handing out pardons. Maybe next round...