He read a REALLY SCARY BOOK by a former Russian spy named Stanislav Lunev.
Lunev? You mean the wacko NewSmax guy? I see. Well, never mind. Between NewSmax and WhirledNutsDaily, we've just about got all the conspiracy nonsense covered.
Now I have to go check my tin foil hat for contamination. I'm sure there's something wrong with it. I keep reading these wierd messages on Free Republic.