[SJSAMPLE]

My wife ABSOLUTELY refuses to go on a cruise with me.

For the life of me, I cannot figure out why.

[ASA Vet]

My wife ABSOLUTELY refuses to go on a cruise with me.

For the life of me, I cannot figure out why.

I totally agree with your wife.
I wouldn't go on a cruise with you either.

[Arthalion]

My wife ABSOLUTELY refuses to go on a cruise with me. For the life of me, I cannot figure out why.

I have the opposite problem. My wife has been hounding me for YEARS to take her on a cruise, and I cannot figure out why. I can see wanting to tour Mexico or the Bahama's, but I'd rather do it on my own schedule, with my own vehicle, and stay in my own hotel room. Better yet, I'd rather sail it MYSELF.

But nooooo. She wants a CRUISE. Bah.