I just wish that my mom's friends would stop throwing their daughters at me. I mean, I'm just walking down the street, and it's like, "INCOMING!" And next thing I know, I'm calling an ambulance for yet another poor girl whose mother trebuchet'd her at me, and who hit the ground and rolled for a few yards as a result. That sort of thing just isn't safe.
ROFL! That's a pretty good analogy.
Ya know, when you're a sucessfull up an coming and confident guy, those things are bound to happen.