And all these outrages by the maid and the burgler are just cover-ups for the real concern; Billy Jeff doesn't want the Monica scene...that is what this is really all about. BJ was getting BJs while OBL was planning his attacks, and that is what hillybilly don't want shown.
Right, and most of us know how Bubba operates. He's only looking out for himself. Bubba would drop Burglar on his head if given a chance.