Yeah, huh. So a bunch of "rag heads" (racist much?) rent a unit at the self-storage and put 10 or 20 bags of fertilizer in there. SHUDDER!
I mean, sure, there a point to the story: Being able to buy the nitrates without having to demonstrate an agricultural usage. If they'd stuck to that, then fine. But this silly business with the storage shed? Well, they're begging to be ridiculed. It would be rude to ignore such a plea.
would you rather then pack it into a rental van and drive it near a government building?