Maybe if you saw the original post you'd STFU.
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Original Article Body
U.S. AIR FORCE MAJOR JILL METZGER, MISSING IN CENTRAL ASIAN STATE OF KYRGYZSTAN, FOUND ON HER OWN, IN GOOD HEALTH, IN CAPITAL BISHKEK
Dang, at least you come by your name honestly!