[Billthedrill]

Especially since she asked for them from a man.

"Bishkek? Bishkek? Well, ma'am, now, I dunno - you go north along that road Cletus lost his pickup on and right whar Jonah's old barn used to be before it burnt down, don't turn there. Keep on the main track where it forks left even though the pavement goes right, and you can't miss it. If you go over a bridge you'll know you've gone too far."

"Welcome, ma'am. Glad to hep."

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

"Bishkek? Bishkek? Well, ma'am, now, I dunno - you go north along that road Cletus lost his pickup on and right whar Jonah's old barn used to be before it burnt down, don't turn there. Keep on the main track where it forks left even though the pavement goes right, and you can't miss it. If you go over a bridge you'll know you've gone too far."

"Welcome, ma'am. Glad to hep."

So help me God, I've actually gotten directions like that here and there in America.