[meandog]

Gawd do I dislikeHATE this bastard!
What are the best words I can use to describe Bill Clinton?
The fecal matter of a cockroach? No, too kind...
The disgusting microbes that eat the cockroach's fecal matter? No, still, too kind....
The fecal matter of the disgusting microbes that eat the cockroach's fecal matter. No, still, too kind...

He is the vomit of the grossest mutant roach imaginable, the puddle of waste from the spawn of maggots, the scum that scum scrapes from its feet, the "gnatbread" from under the foreskin of a homeless AIDS-infected, syphilitic, disease carrier on the filthiest street of Calcutta.
He is the rotten food particles caught between the blackened teeth of a stinking 10-day-old dead cur on a New Jersey landfill. He is the sputum on a tuberculosis ward, the bedpan waste of a geriatrics home.
He is garbage, he is sewer gas, he is the chunks of pig puke, he is the ooze of roadkill, the snot of a vulture, the toejam of a dung beetle, the lubricating substance that eases the bowel movement of a dog...he is foul, he despicable, he is low-birthed.

He is the epitome of a schoolhouse chant I first heard in the sixth grade: "His daddy was a bastard and his momma was a whore and he wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't tore!"

Clinton is the assclown that assclowns throw disgusting puss pies at in butt-banger circuses...he's not worthy even to sit in a carnival dunking booth over a vat of steaming elephant dung (but I'd still pay $100 a ball for the chance of dropping him into it)...he's the mold on what my dog left on my neighbor's front lawn two days ago...he's the mucus of intestinal cancer, he reeks of the foulest, most nausiating substance known in the entire universe; starving cockroaches avoid even the hint of his being, he's the slime that drools from the anuses of the most retched, filthiest homeless humans in the dirtiest corners of the world.

Public toilets in Mogadishu would gag at the sight of him! Just the thought of him makes me dry heave... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[beelzepug]

"Just the thought of him makes me dry heave..."

But other than that.........?