[Old North State]

My comment on parody is not to question whether this story is true or not true, the point is that it has become impossible to tell the difference. How could you parody, by which I mean mock by exaggeration, this idiotic situation? What semi plausible scenario could you use when such a thing as this is true?

[Ouderkirk]

Sometimes it's hard to tell who's serious and who's not.

The student body as it were wast told that there would be zero tolerance for chiding this, this, this,...the words to describe this escape me.

This thing needed to leave...have whatever work that he wanted to have done completed, and started fresh someplace where he didn't have a history. To subject the students, faculty, staff and parents to this obscenity is the most selfish thing this, this, THING could have ever done.