God bless you.
You are one of the great ones.
And you are a conservative.
You are one of the great ones.
And you are a conservative.
But on behalf of my irresponsible, gutless, narcissistic, selfish, greedy, fat, disgusting, lazy, tax dodging Boomer generation; I'm so ashamed and will spend the rest of my life at strip joints, smoking dope and live on welfare.
Any money that's left over will be used to pay off the college debt we incurred sending the slovenly instant gratification generation to college.