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To: Shooter 2.5
A perfect handgun weighs nothing, has no recoil, a ten-inch barrel for high accuracy, and a 30 round magazine. Oh yes, the barrel retracts when not in use to one inch long, so it fits in your pocket.

Forgot shoots around corners never hits innocent parties and cooks and cleans.

2 posted on 09/06/2006 3:52:25 PM PDT by CzarNicky (Gentlemen, Dethklok has summoned a troll.)
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To: CzarNicky

And shoots bullets that home in on evil...


8 posted on 09/06/2006 4:07:04 PM PDT by donmeaker (If the sky don't say "Surrender Dorothy!" then my ex wife is out of town.)
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To: CzarNicky

And shoots bullets that home in on evil...


9 posted on 09/06/2006 4:07:04 PM PDT by donmeaker (If the sky don't say "Surrender Dorothy!" then my ex wife is out of town.)
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To: CzarNicky
There is no perfect handgun therefore it is s nice to have several.
27 posted on 09/07/2006 12:36:24 PM PDT by oyez (The way to punish a providence is to allow it to be governed by philosophers. --Frederick the Great)
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To: CzarNicky
A perfect handgun weighs nothing, ...

I'm not waiting for the perfect handgun. I'm waiting for the perfect holster, one which utilizes flat space technology!

... shoots around corners never hits innocent parties and cooks and cleans.

Glad you didn't say "cleans itself." I look forward to gun cleaning. It's great therapy.

36 posted on 09/07/2006 3:13:13 PM PDT by nonsporting
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