Some terrorist humor:
Al Qaeda Wiretap Strikes Gold, Bin Laden In U.S.
Late last week, a very telling letter sent from Ayman al Zawahiri to Abu Musab al Zaqawi was intercepted by coalition forces. In effect, the letter is a blueprint for Al Qaeda's strategy for victory both in Iraq and worldwide and is already proving to be a very important piece of information both militarily and from a public relations standpoint.
Earlier today in yet another intelligence coup, police in Las Vegas, Nevada have released transcripts of wiretapped phone conversations between Zawahiri and Al Qaeda point man Osama bin Laden:
Bin Laden: Waaazzuuupp???
Zawahiri: Plotting the mass deaths of the Jew devils and attempting to salvage some semblance of victory in Iraq.
Bin Laden: True. True.
Zawahiri: What is it you are doing?
Bin Laden: Kicking back, playing some craps. I lost my head scarf at the blackjack table last night.
Zawahiri: (inaudible)... have to say those Americans are (inaudible) clever as they are wicked.
Bin Laden: That's not the worst of it. I'm already into the house for 55 of my 72 virgins.
Zawahiri: Most unfortunate.How is your disguise working?
Bin Laden: Quite well. Apparently 7 foot tall Elvis's are not at all unusual in this town.
Zawahiri: I see. I must make note of that when I visit.
Bin Laden: How did your talk with Abu Musab go?
Zawahiri: You will not be pleased. Old hummus-for-brains was careless and the letter was intercepted by the Americans.
Bin Laden: (unpublishable) ... goat diddlin' ... (unpublishable) ... son of a ham lover ... (unpublishable) . Allah willing.
Zawahiri: Call you same time tomorrow?
Bin Laden: True. True.