I propose a solution. Would you object to any of the following terms being subtituded during the horrific murder scenes?
"Aw, Horsefeathers!"
"Shucks!"
"For corn sakes!"
"Well, Fiddle dee dee!"
"Bust my britches!"
?
I wouldn't be surprised if The Daily Show did a segment intercutting Wildmon's jackassery, encouraged by one of their staffers pretending to fully agree with it, with a few snippets of "The Donald Wildmon Version of 9/11" in which people respond to the atrocities unfolding before their eyes by yelling "Goshdarnit!" and "Jumpin' Jehosophat!"
It would make Wildmon look like an even bigger idiot than he does already, as he richly deserves.
It would also make anybody else to the right of Rudy Guiliani look like an idiot, too, by association -- though getting on the record about how nonsensical we think this is will help somewhat.