Vanity: Why Mommy Is A Democrat (A different kind of childrens book) Get ready to laugh

Little Democrats ^ | Jeremy Zilber

[dangus]

>> So their mommy shares her toys? <<

Apparently, far and wide! That's why there's no Daddy.

[dangus]

I guess I probably should have taken the pass on that one too.

[dangus]

>> There is no such thing as a Democrat cat. All cats are imperialists ... with themselves as emperor. <<

Cats are like Palistinians. They're democrats when there are large dogs around. The dog goes away, and next thing you know, they are dancing in the blood of every Maus* they can find.

*I trust you'll get the reference.

[Yankee]

Why Mommy is a Democrat

Cause she's ugly as sin, repels men, and couldn't get laid in a men's prison if she taped cigarettes all over her naked body.

[gafusa]

Actually I think our cat is a Democrat. He sleeps all day, does nothing productive, lives off the work of others, and is neutered. Of course he is good natured, friendly, and not bitter and corrupt, he does have many redeeming qualities, so I guess he is not a Democrat.