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Let's Help Katie With Her Sign Off (Vanity)
Sept. 6, 2006
Posted on 09/06/2006 6:44:40 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
Last night Katie asked for our help in deciding how she should sign off at the end of her new news(?) program. Let's see what we can come up with.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: fakebutaccurate; nolegsnoratings
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To: DaveLoneRanger
Courage.
Courreges.
To: COUNTrecount
O.K folks, thats all the B.S. for tonite from (C)ouric B.S.
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:43:43 AM PDT
by
hgro
To: COUNTrecount
Yesterday someone on FR suggested "Believe it or Not"!
"Hey Dan, you're fired!"
104
posted on
09/06/2006 7:44:58 AM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: COUNTrecount
And that's the way I see it. Wednesday Sept. 06, 2006.
To: COUNTrecount
Move over Betsy-Wetsy.
Look out Chatty-Patty.
A new little girls doll will soon be on shelves at toystores everywhere, and will no doubt be patterned after dearest little Katie.
Perhaps her name will be Iffy-Whiffy.
Or Fluffy-Wuffy.
Or my favorite "Dem's Little Helper."
106
posted on
09/06/2006 7:56:09 AM PDT
by
Edit35
To: eyedigress
Good night from what is left of America!
To: Terpfen
How about some Mel Blanc style stuttering followed by a
" That's All Folks! 
...to match the credibility of her newscast.
108
posted on
09/06/2006 7:57:58 AM PDT
by
capt. norm
(Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.)
To: COUNTrecount
I'm Katie Couric. Goodnight from the CBS Evening News, were our ratings are higher than that Oberman guy.
To: COUNTrecount
..."I's Katie Curic...for CBS...we're unfair and unbalanced....."
To: TSchmereL
"Good night, Fidel. Where ever you are."
LOL ..... Great meld of the old and new.
Nam Vet
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posted on
09/06/2006 7:59:34 AM PDT
by
Nam Vet
(Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding liberals that stops bright ideas from penetrating.)
To: COUNTrecount
Good night and stay out the bushes!
To: Terpfen
That's it. That's all the news that's Left.
To: COUNTrecount
Ex-Cheerleaders are the new trend here, good night rah!
114
posted on
09/06/2006 8:02:15 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
To: COUNTrecount
"And that's all the news that's fit to abuse. I'm al-Qatie Couric, signing off."
115
posted on
09/06/2006 8:07:38 AM PDT
by
prairiebreeze
(Brought to you by the American Democrat Party. aka alQaeda, Western Division.)
To: prairiebreeze
"And that's the News, fake but accurate"
116
posted on
09/06/2006 8:11:57 AM PDT
by
teddyballgame
(red man in a blue state)
To: teddyballgame
Here's my advice.
You make more money than 99% of the population.
Do your own work in coming up with a sign off
To: All
"That's the news, now go eat cake!"
To: COUNTrecount
"This has been today's DNC Talking Points. Goodnight."
To: COUNTrecount
"You watched me. You really watched me."
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posted on
09/06/2006 8:47:58 AM PDT
by
Pirate21
(The liberal media are as sheep clearing the path along which they will be lead to the slaughter.)
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