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Passengers complain after Tyler sings (Air France passengers traumatized by Bonnie Tyler)
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Posted on 09/06/2006 2:14:36 AM PDT by tlb
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Not that I would normally excuse such lawsuits but I suppose riding in an Airbus and suddenly hearing a strange woman loudly repeating over the intercom "Forever's going to start tonight!" might grab my attention too.
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posted on
09/06/2006 2:14:37 AM PDT
by
tlb
To: tlb
The complaining passengers reportedly claimed they were traumatized by the experience and had feared for their safety Great. Now the french have surrendered to Bonnie Tyler.
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posted on
09/06/2006 2:18:31 AM PDT
by
bad company
(When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for FReeper kanawa)
To: tlb
LOL - isn't there also a line about "living in a powder keg and giving off sparks"
To: tlb
Traumatized by a song? Wait till the be-headings start, Europe is doomed.
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posted on
09/06/2006 2:22:25 AM PDT
by
American in Israel
(A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
To: tlb
Could have been worse. Could have been Celine Dion screeching that horrid Titanic song.
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posted on
09/06/2006 2:22:53 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Peace begins in the womb.)
To: tlb
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posted on
09/06/2006 2:31:11 AM PDT
by
ChristianDefender
(Never Give Your Enemy (ROP) A Foothold.)
To: tlb
The passengers, believed to be Belgian...
I think that Belgians probably live in a constant state of paranoia...
"The Belgian army," says Fox News Channels John Gibson, "is well known to be too old and too fat to fight anything. It has no interest in going off to war. It employs so many people in do-nothing jobs that it cant afford any real military equipment anyway."
"The Belgian army," Gibson adds, "is unionized
. Its unions strike for more vacation, higher pay, better perks. Nobody leaves the army because life there is too good, and the union wont let the government kick anyone out until each person is primed for a fat retirement.
"So if you were wondering why these guys wont fight or even assume a threatening posture," Gibson continues, "its because theyre too old and fat from feeding at the pubic trough
and have trouble enough fighting bad breath, never mind a real enemy soldier."
Flashback
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posted on
09/06/2006 2:53:38 AM PDT
by
elli1
To: tlb
When I saw the title I thought she had frightened them by singing her other hit - "Lost in France"...
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:15:15 AM PDT
by
Wil H
To: tlb
Well it could have been STEVEN Tyler singing 'Walk This Way'. but acappella, it wouldn't have done it either.
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:15:35 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: tlb
Bonnie Tyler? I have no idea who that is. I read Tyler, but the image that came to mind was Bonnie Franklin! LOL!
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:17:08 AM PDT
by
Jemian
(PAM of JT ~~ Thanks for putting our boys in harms way, Rep. Murtha, you treasonous jack@ss!)
To: tlb
It was probably the troupe of semi-naked, sweaty, dancing school boys that really disturbed them.
[yes, I am an MTV Gen-Xer].....:D
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:17:53 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent.........)
To: tlb
Perfectly understandable.
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:29:06 AM PDT
by
dr_who_2
To: elli1
"The Belgian army," says Fox News Channels John Gibson, "is well known to be too old and too fat to fight anything. It has no interest in going off to war. It employs so many people in do-nothing jobs that it cant afford any real military equipment anyway." "The Belgian army," Gibson adds, "is unionized
. Its unions strike for more vacation, higher pay, better perks. Nobody leaves the army because life there is too good, and the union wont let the government kick anyone out until each person is primed for a fat retirement. I can attest to this.
We had Belgium soldiers at Ramstein AB in Germany. They "worked" NATO AIRNORTH and other places on the base.
They had their own club, which had fantastic food. At about 1000 each day, they would go to their club to start drinking before lunch. They would drink, then eat, then drink some more. And that was about the extent of their day.
It was remarkable to see a Sgt in his 50's who was 100+ lbs overweight walking around with long hair, a bear and mustache, and wearing the biggest uniform they made. Their biggest project was remodeling the kitchen in their offices (I am not exaggerating).
NATO's 'Old Europe': Rumsfeld Wasn't Kidding!
Walking next to him you would see a very sharp American or German soldier or Airman, in their 20's, incredibly fit, looking like they could pose for a Playgirl calendar.
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:29:30 AM PDT
by
SkyPilot
To: SkyPilot
walked around with a bear?
To: tlb
To: tlb
I freaking HATE that song, so I clearly see the problem here.
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:33:54 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(We gotta watch out for the Hellbazoo and the Hamas...)
To: Jemian
[Bonnie Tyler? I have no idea who that is.]
Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Holding out for a Hero?
She had a couple of great songs. She sang in the style of Pat Benetar, raspy, loud, emotional ballads.
Sorry, I like her. I like Pat too. ];o)
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:37:21 AM PDT
by
Tenacious 1
(War Monger...In the name of liberty, let's go to war!!!!)
To: tlb
Passengers on a flight from France to Mauritius have filed suit against Air France after musician Bonnie Tyler performed a song at the request of the co-pilot. Could have been worse.
Could have been Enya...
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:40:38 AM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")
To: Tenacious 1
Sorry, Ten, I really don't know who she is and I don't know those songs. I admit that I live in jungle and don't even try to keep up. Bonnie Franklin can't sing. She thinks she can, but she can't.
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:42:10 AM PDT
by
Jemian
(PAM of JT ~~ Thanks for putting our boys in harms way, Rep. Murtha, you treasonous jack@ss!)
To: SkyPilot
How Europe's Armies
Let Their Guard Down
Guaranteed Jobs Leave Little Room
To Buy Equipment or Train for Battle
By PHILIP SHISHKIN
Staff Reporter of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
NEDER-OVER-HEMBEEK, Belgium -- Chief Cpl. Rudy Christians, an impeccably coiffed military hairdresser, has been cutting soldiers' hair for 24 years, and he loves his work.
It's a full-time job, guaranteed until retirement, and until then, the 47-year-old has enough free time to pursue an amateur singing career featuring Elvis and Tom Jones numbers. When the military does send him on an occasional field exercise, he is amazed by the fellow soldiers lumbering around him. "All the people are so old," he says.
In Belgium, military unions are as powerful as anywhere on the Continent. On King Albert's birthday last June, a holiday for the Belgian military, unions deployed thousands of soldiers to Brussels to demand a raise in vacation pay. Soldiers chanted, drank beer and banged their aluminum mess bowls. "Show me the money," one officer shouted to a passing police van. The protest grew so rowdy that police cooled demonstrators off with a water cannon. But it was a success: An emergency session of the Belgian cabinet agreed to give soldiers -- already eligible for six weeks' annual vacation -- a raise in holiday benefits valued at about $500 each.
--MORE--
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posted on
09/06/2006 3:42:30 AM PDT
by
dennisw
(Confucius say man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok)
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