[Kirkwood]

"I would change "patriotic" to "pathetic"."

You don't need the word patriotic at all. All of these things are believed by your everyday run of the mill liberal.

[elhombrelibre]

The reason I include the word "patriotic" is that every time they say something that's bound to hurt the US and someone wonders what's wrong with them the Liberals go into a conniption fit about people questioning their patriotism. So it makes some sense to point out with examples that Liberal patriotism is an oxymoron.