Well we stripped him of his mask anyway so he would have to find a new one. Can you imagine some poor old lady opening the door and seeing Mikey in black hood and sickle in hand, saying "Trick or treat"? With Dethnell flying in lazy circles in the background? Greer oozing out of the misty ground?
Has all the makings of an Ed Wood movie. Lugosi step aside.
Just having him show up in a business suit is enough to risk a coronary.
I remember an early column by Annie Coulter saying something like, the one thing everybody agrees on is that Michael Schiavo looks creepy.