I am not sobbing. I hear the name Natalee Holloway and think primarily of the disgusting state of today's media. I hear "runaway bride" and get a good chuckle.
I tell you those things so you know I'm not saying the following because you "hit a nerve," but instead because you deserve it:
We already have our quota of pompous, classless dipsticks on this thread, so kindly take your empty-headed, meanspirited BS and cram it.