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The Moslems are not involved although the goats are, and usually a gay blade or two.

You can find a record of one prosecution at http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html

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A vet who examined the goat said it was "subdued" by the assault but was not suffering long-term injury.

British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

Another day or two, and she'll be baaaaaaawling that he never calls, he never writes....