[gaijin]

1. USA pulls out of Iraq
2. Israel attacked incessantly
3. Serious talk of "Atzlan" heats up, and ambitious moves towards Mexico/US/Canada integration are undertaken
4. All work on a wall on the US southern border stopped, Minutemen harrassed, then arrested
5. Tax rates skyrocket
6. China attacks Taiwan
7. Affirmative action of all kind legalized

What else?

[umgud]

What else?

The streets will be safer because we won't have guns.....
Everybody will have medical insurance...
Abortions will be free to the poor....
Gays will finally be given the rights they deserve...
We can take the evil oil company profits and put them toward better uses...
Kyoto, here we come..
We won't change the constitution, but we can finally reign in those crazy Christians...
Oh, and Bush will be allowed to serve his jail term on his ranch.

[FairOpinion]

Your forgot to add all the terrorist attacks on us, and national socialized healthcare.