"Dear" Al Qaeda,
I will decline your offer to be a subhuman. In fact, I wish you all a slow, painful, torturous death only to find that when you inevitably die, Satan (wearing a turban) is waiting for you with 72 fat, ugly, pre-owned virgins infected with AIDS and gnawing on pork chops..
You had better make absolutely sure that your interpretation of the Qur'an is correct, because Hell doesn't stock condoms and the only food is rancid pork. Personally, I regard your "prophet" Muhammad (pork be upon him) to have been in reality, a psychopathic opium abuser who spewed nonsense to gullible supremist fools like you. In fact, I have been cursing in allah's name (note that I won't even capitalize the name) and cursing at allah and Muhammad (pork be upon him) several times a day for a few years now and no ill has come to me for it. So if your Qur'an is correct, why am I still alive? Why haven't bad things happened to me?
You can believe what you wish, but keep your warped, blood thirsty views to yourself and stop trying to pawn off your backward medieval subculture on innocent people. I believe in God, Jesus, capitalism, freedom and your deaths if necessary to keep it that way.
These views are my own and do not necessarily represent the views or opinions of the forums or members thereof where posted.
-Outland.
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