"Oh yeah, ordering my burka as we speak. "
You can get everything you need on eBay, even burqas:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Triangle-Niqab-islam-Hijab-Abaya-khimar-Jilbab-burqa_W0QQitemZ160024125571QQihZ006QQcategoryZ4280QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem