Oh really? Well, here's a counter-offer: I hereby invite all of al Qaeda (particularly the turncoat "Americans" in their ranks) to kiss my butt.
I'll even sweeten the offer by wiping with my favorite toilet paper first.
Yeah, I'll give that some serious thought.
If I could get past the lack of pork chops and that whole
'getting shot by my parents' thing it might be pretty cool.
Do I get a free AK47?
And then have a little vote
Well it is proper protocol according to the teachings of their false prophet:
After we tell them no thanks, they're suppose to demand we pay them taxes (jizya) 'with willing submission' and 'acknowledge ourselves subdued', only after we tell them to f*** themselves in response to that demand are they supposed to fight us and try to kill us.
Oh really? Well, here's a counter-offer: I hereby invite all of al Qaeda (particularly the turncoat "Americans" in their ranks) to kiss my butt.
I'll even sweeten the offer by wiping with my favorite toilet paper first.
Ah, who could resist this recruitment tool? I wonder my own church doesn't try it when witnessing. [sarcasm]
Thank you for the invitation number 2.
Here is my response.
Burn in Hell.
PEACE, LOVE, DEATH METAL (unusual info about Adam Pearlman Gadahn)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1264801/posts
He's jewish by birth and converted to Islam from christianity. This is beyond sick. I don't trust Muslims and despise them converting Americans to their death cult.
Adam Yahiye Gadahn aka Adam Pearlman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Yahiye_Gadahn
Brian Ross did a report on Gadahn on the 4th anniversary of 9/11.
ABC WNT: Alleged American Al Qaeda Warns of U.S. Attacks - 9/11/2005
ABC WNT: Alleged American Al Qaeda Warns of U.S. Attacks - 10/28/2004
He's the guy the FBI calls "Azzam The American", that everyone has been talking about.
Looks like #1 Osama Bin Laden is still dead.
My new name is
Kareem Abdul-JabbarI was gonna go with Muhammad Ali but the guy at the Mosque said it was already taken.
Beware the enemy within:
http://www.chronwatch.com/content/contentDisplay.asp?aid=13776
Coming soon to an American city near you.
Invite? I thought it was more of a "convert, or else" message. Of course that's how they do it.
Thats American I bet is some CIA Agent LOL
A special invitation to convert? Where do I sign up? Maybe where I saw them constructing a mosgue in the neighborhood a couple miles north of here? Should I go there? Okay. First thing in the morning. How exciting. I thought he'd never ask!
Karl Rove really is a genius.
I think I'll pass on this, Adam. As a marketing plan, Islam stinks.
We are going to have this chubbo loser as our leader? Look at the Arab economies: they have a collective GDP less than Spain. Other than oil, there next most valuable export is terrorism. They attract the dregs of society as converts in the West. Losers like Adam here and Richard Reid, the shoe bomber.
Islam claims to be the fastest growing religion but that's because so many people don't quit (because that'll kill you), they just stop practicing it.
Nope. Thanks for playing, but no dice.