"Minimalist" is an understatement.
They could at least have included a decent seat.
One good bump in the road and I fear that the family jewels would take a severe beating. lol
I learned to ride on a my Uncle's Indian Chief in 1956 (13 years old); had several Hondas when I stationed in Japan, Hawaii and Nam.
Gave up riding in late 60's, but wouldn't mind starting up again, but with a nice cruising "Hog" as opposed to something like this.
Guess I must be getting old. lol
I as born in 1930 and I'm still riding. This is my current ride:
"They could at least have included a decent seat."
It looks like you ride both prostrate and prostate.
If you're lookin' for a rockin' chair ride, they're makin' what I call the "20th Anniversary Edition" of my bike, an '87 Softail Custom. Smooooooth 'n easy.