[do the dhue]

OK, this is great.

This should give me the right to make a fictional movie. I have a nice script in mind all ready.

In it, I prove to the US House and Senate that there are entirely to many liberals per capita. I educate them on how the deer population over populates, we have to thin the herd or they will suffer from starvation the next winter. I convince the Congress through a stellar 'Kevin Costner JFK' like speech that a law must be passed to thin the liberal herd.

In the next scene I am at the Sporting goods store purchasing a Liberal Hunters License for me and my boy. Then we are setting our post up near a Starbucks. And we bag and tag a couple liberals.

The next scene I disappear. Everyone in town is looking for me. I drive (pickled) into town two days later with Ted Kennedy tied to the hood of my truck. Just like I'd do with a big ol' buck. I'm driving around town showing my friends. They are all happy because a big time liberal buck has been bagged and tagged.

Three days later my best friend Bubba invites me over for a Busch beer. Then he takes me into his living room. As soon as I walk into his living room I notice it. It's Hillaryous's head mounted right there next to the talking bass. Then I look down and there it is again. A 'bear skin' rug except it is Mikhail Moore. The rug is huge too. Bubba tells me how he bagged and tag these liberals and then he informs me that next year he has even bigger plans.

And that could lead to the sequel 'Bubba the Liberal Hunter II'

Hey, the liberals have their film. Why can't we let the Conservatives have theirs.

[top 2 toe red]

I am embarrassed to tell you how very hard I am ROTFLMAO!!!

One of the funniest things I have ever read on FR!!!

[Merlinator]

Is Cindy Shiitehan's head mounted next to Hitlary's too? LOL

[caddie]

This would be a perfect Mike Judge production.