[Argus]

experts say that he must have been excluded from his group recently to have turned so violent

Maybe he converted to Islam.

[oxcart]

LOL

[NoFoxholeAthiests]

This dolphin knows that the only sure way to get his 72 virgin dolphins if he wages Jihad. He has plenty of funding and spiritual support from the thousands of local mosques that blanket the French landscape. Though a French national, the dolphin has never really assimilated into French society and he feels that only a complete surrender of France to Shariah law by the sword of Muhammed will suffice. The French government is negotiating with local Islamic leaders who maintain that the attacks will stop if France condemns world Jewry...