[mbynack]

The voices in my head tell me that Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa had to have been involved. My dog has confirmed this.

[tsmith130]

My dog has confirmed this.

Yes, but can your dog drive? If not, then I don't believe him.

[kellynch]

How do you get the tinfoil hat to stay on your dog's head? Did you cut out ear holes?

[Uncle Vlad]

Well, I had lunch with Elvis the other day. He said he's been talking to the guys who faked the moon landing back in '69, and they confirm it, too.

[Clioman]

"The voices in my head tell me that Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa had to have been involved. My dog has confirmed this."

So, this is an INTER-SPECIES conspiracy?? This is HUGH!

[Billthedrill]

The voices in my head tell me that Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa had to have been involved. My dog has confirmed this.

I hate to break it to you, but your dog's one of Them. You've been under his subtle control for years. Think about it - which one of you gets up, heads over to the can opener, and feeds the other one?

Don't feel bad. They have a lot of us fooled that way. And don't even start me about cats.