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A Modest Plan for Saving the Country (***Barf Alert/Need for Concealed Carry in Illinois Alert)
Chicago Tribune ^ | 8/30/2006 | Garrison Keillor

Posted on 08/30/2006 7:06:57 AM PDT by Jack Wilson

A modest plan for saving the country. Thanks in advance for the applause

It's the best part of summer, the long lovely passage into fall. A procession of lazy golden days that my sandy-haired, gap-toothed little girl has been painting, small abstract masterpieces in tempera and crayon and glitter, reminiscent of Franz Kline or Willem de Kooning (his early glitter period). She put a sign out front, "Art for Sale," and charged 25 cents per painting. Cheap at the price. A teacher gave her this freedom to sit unselfconsciously and put paint on paper. A gentle 6-foot-8 guy named Matt who taught art at her preschool. Her swimming teachers gave her freedom from fear of water. So much that has made this summer a pleasure for her I trace to specific teachers, and so it's painful to hear about public education sinking all around us.

A high school math class of 42! Everybody knows you can't teach math to 42 kids at once, kids doped up on sugar and soda, sleepy kids, Hmong kids, African-American kids who think scholarship is white bread. The classroom smells bad because the custodial staff has been cut back. The teacher is shelling out $900 a month for health insurance, one-third of his take-home. Meanwhile, he must whip his pupils into shape to pass the federal No Child Left Untested program. This is insanity, the legacy of Republicans and their tax-cutting and their hostility to secular institutions. p>

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Liberal author calling for the murder of Republicans!

(Registration may be required, but worth reading to get an idea of just how sick mainstream liberalism has become)

1 posted on 08/30/2006 7:06:58 AM PDT by Jack Wilson
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To: Jack Wilson
A high school math class of 42! Everybody knows you can't teach math to 42 kids at once, kids doped up on sugar and soda, sleepy kids, Hmong kids, African-American kids who think scholarship is white bread. The classroom smells bad because the custodial staff has been cut back. The teacher is shelling out $900 a month for health insurance, one-third of his take-home. Meanwhile, he must whip his pupils into shape to pass the federal No Child Left Untested program. This is insanity, the legacy of Republicans and their tax-cutting and their hostility to secular institutions.

Why is it that libs always cry for the government to do more? Maybe Garrison, who although not Bill Gates rich but certainly not a pauper, should do something himself. Start raising money and build your own school and limit class sizes and pay your own teachers. We spend billions on edcuation in this country. The problems with public education are not attributable to a lack of funding.

2 posted on 08/30/2006 7:10:51 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Jack Wilson

Could you please post the sentence or paragraph in which murder is called for? I don't want to register.


3 posted on 08/30/2006 7:12:20 AM PDT by coloradan (Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
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To: Rummyfan

The teachers I know have the best healthcare plans around.
I should have excerpted it differently. The meat of this story comes later. Keillor suggests cutting off health care for Republicans. This is one nasty hatemonger.


4 posted on 08/30/2006 7:13:56 AM PDT by Jack Wilson
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To: Rummyfan
The teacher is shelling out $900 a month for health insurance, one-third of his take-home.

Many people shell out a lot more than one-third of their take-home on taxes - more like three-quarters when all hidden taxes are taken into account.

5 posted on 08/30/2006 7:14:14 AM PDT by coloradan (Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
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To: coloradan
The meat in the story:

Annual interest on the national debt now exceeds all government welfare programs combined. We'll be in Iraq for years to come. Hard choices need to be made, and given the situation we're in, I think we must bite the bullet and say no more health care for card-carrying Republicans. It just doesn't make sense to invest in longevity for people who don't believe in the future. Let them try faith-based medicine, let them pray for their arteries to be reamed and their hips to be restored, and leave science to the rest of us.

Cutting out health care to one-third of the population--the folks with Bush-Cheney bumper stickers, who still believe the man is doing a heckuva job--will save enough money to pay off the national debt, not a bad legacy for Republicans. As Scrooge said, let them die and reduce the surplus population. In return, we can offer them a reduction in the estate tax.

6 posted on 08/30/2006 7:15:11 AM PDT by Jack Wilson
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My college kids are graduating with a 20-pound ball of debt chained to their ankles.

What the hell? Has no one heard of working through college? If Garrison Keillor is even middle class, he probably could have helped them avoid that if he wanted to. I'm working on a third college degree and I have no debt because of my education and never have.

7 posted on 08/30/2006 7:16:47 AM PDT by MichiganConservative (Government IS the problem.)
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To: Jack Wilson

Too much Mournful Oatmeal.


8 posted on 08/30/2006 7:17:33 AM PDT by P8riot ("You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone)
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To: Rummyfan
It's easy to blame others for one's own obvious failures.

I know a CPS teacher who constantly blames the "no child left behind" program of accountability for her failure to teach the basics. She constantly reminds me of how many degrees she has yet can't tell me exactly how the program has failed the kids. "It just does, it's the republicans fault".

Give me a break.
9 posted on 08/30/2006 7:18:06 AM PDT by yobid (Islam - the death cult disguised as a religion)
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What the hell is the constant whining about health care? I've been paying for my own health insurance for several years now. I barely use it. Is everyone sick? Does everyone have an incurable disease? Why the hell is there the constant whining about health care? I have not been to a doctor in years.


10 posted on 08/30/2006 7:20:26 AM PDT by MichiganConservative (Government IS the problem.)
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... and there is nothing the kid can do except hang out in the library, which is being cut back too.

Where are the books going? Maybe someone who cares about reading them could buy the ones they get rid of? Libraries also just discard books after a while. Some enterprising kids could take them home with them. If they like the books that are being discarded, they could just gather them from the refuse pile and take them home and have a private library for themselves and friends. Nah, can't have that. We need to whine. How many books does Keillor have? He could open up his private library for the kids if he cared so damn much.

11 posted on 08/30/2006 7:27:05 AM PDT by MichiganConservative (Government IS the problem.)
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To: Jack Wilson

Send Ann Coulter after this comentator.


12 posted on 08/30/2006 7:27:28 AM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: MichiganConservative

As goofy as it sounds, I recently heard or read that the wonderful junior Senator from Taxachusetts, yes, none other than one John F'n sKerry, was to give a speech earlier this month in which he proposed that the Congress pass legislation that would allow ordinary folk to buy into the federal health care insurance plan. I would buy into it if I could get the same rates as the congresscritters do. I can think of no reason that wouldn't be a good idea were it to come to pass.


13 posted on 08/30/2006 7:27:39 AM PDT by GW and Twins Pawpaw (Sheepdog for Five [My grandkids are way more important than any lefty's feelings!])
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AND TO THINK MANY PEOPLE AND BUSINESSES SUPPORT THE PAPER THAT PRINTS SUCH HATE. EVEN THIS SITE SHOULDN'T
POST IT.


14 posted on 08/30/2006 7:28:58 AM PDT by verbal voter
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I've been paying into "health care" for 26 years and have never met my deductible. I see it as a benefit for a catastrophic emergency only, otherwise I pay out of pocket.

Wish I could get all that money back!
15 posted on 08/30/2006 7:29:23 AM PDT by yobid (Islam - the death cult disguised as a religion)
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Actually this is not a bad idea, of course there's no way to tell if someone is or isn't a Republican if they're not registered, so we should just end all government funded healthcare.


16 posted on 08/30/2006 7:30:53 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: verbal voter
AND TO THINK MANY PEOPLE AND BUSINESSES SUPPORT THE PAPER THAT PRINTS SUCH HATE. EVEN THIS SITE SHOULDN'T POST IT.

I am an avid and long time reader of the Chicago Tribune and in balance, its commentary is pretty good. I believe they will get a lot of mail on this one.

17 posted on 08/30/2006 7:30:57 AM PDT by Jack Wilson
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To: yobid

Absolutely. If I could be sure that I would not have a catastrophic accident or something similar, I'd be one of those "43 million" uninsured by choice.


18 posted on 08/30/2006 7:31:47 AM PDT by MichiganConservative (Government IS the problem.)
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To: Rummyfan

Here in Arizona, a typical elementary class is funded by a QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS. Now the teacher makes maybe thirty or forty, and I tried to estimate the cost borne by that classroom for principal, staff, electricity, water, etc., (they get the buildings for free), and I can't come up with any more than about $75K per class. So money isn't the problem. They need to spend the money we already gave them on teaching (and give back about 40-50% of that besides).

Charter schools are really getting the shaft. They get less funding per student than regular schools, even though in their case, it has to pay for the buildings.


19 posted on 08/30/2006 7:32:02 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: yobid
Got one better.

A retired teacher her in Las Vegas (and I know she has not hit 60 yet!) was carrying on about NCLB and Bush and how they have to teach to the test now and she couldn't teach what she used to teach anymore - you see, that was one of the reasons for her retiring!

I asked her what was the teaching she used to do.

Life skills - how to use a check book.

I was dumbfounded. I am 58 years old and I can't remember someone teaching me how to use a checkbook. Maybe my parents? Maybe someone at a bank? Maybe I figured it out myself?

I can definitely tell you it was not a teacher at a school that I attended!

20 posted on 08/30/2006 7:34:29 AM PDT by Seeking the truth (Freep Gear & Pajama Patrol Badges @ www.0cents.com)
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