***Are you all settled into the guest house yet? ;)***
Guest house? GUEST HOUSE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You're not moving into my castle. I'm putting piranhas in the moat, NOW!
Uh excuse me?
Pepe the pool boy built you this perfectly nice hut on the edge of the property. See? You've got plenty of chickens (or whatever those are) to keep you company.
Now let's get you re-packed :)