[aculeus]

Bashir will soon be lecturing at University of New Hampshire.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1691847/posts

[Eric in the Ozarks]

For every Jack, there's a Jill.

[hellinahandcart]

I used to like that state.

Oh who am I kidding, I don't like Maryland any better. The local PBS station has all the local Democratic candidates on right now, including Paul Sarbanes' evil metrosexual spawn, and after that I don't think I can eat my dinner.

They all want to leave Iraq and fix the United States. Leave Iraq, go into full-on defensive mode except for fixing the borders or arresting terrorists, and provide universal health care.

I really am having a bad day.