"Oh my god! A glut of gasoline hitting US markets, and Bush does NOTHING to stop this! This will drive some gas stations out of business, as they won't be able to make enough profit! This means more evil SUVs will be bought to burn up this environment destroying item!"
You are so good at this.
Meh, I tried to panic/overreact at this as a Drive By Media type would.
I think I kinda failed, as I wasn't able to shut off enough mental faculties to do so properly.