[Flash Bazbeaux]

"Why would they pick on me?"

What part of "because they can" do you not understand?

Bureacracies that are given power tend to exercise it. Bureacracies that are given unrestrained power tend to exercise it without restraint. That's how the world works.

[Steely Tom]

Gee. About two million Americans fly every day. Where are they going to find the time to hassle little old me? TSA has only about 40,000 screeners, and they're not all working at the same time.

Help me with the math here.