[Zack Nguyen]

Al-suri, formerly of Neasden, North London, was caught in Pakistan last year and is thought to be held at a secret jail in America.

What? How does he release a message if he has been caught? And of all the places he is being held, I seriously doubt that it's a "secret jail" in America.

[McGavin999]

I seriously doubt that it's a "secret jail" in America.

Ah, but it's true. He is being held in a secret cell in the basement of the New York Times building. I'll bet you thought old Pinch was an American hating commie, but actually, he and most of the Times reporters are Mossad. Shhhhh, don't tell anyone.