"You either believe the Word or you don't."
Not true, unless you're a fundamentalist. Most Christians are not. They practice a basic faith in Christ and understand the wisdom of a forgiving God. They are all going to heaven, too, along with Jews, Muslims, and other people of good will and deed.
I didn't realize belief was optional for all non-fundies. I thought that was just an aberration in the Episcopal church, which, BTW, I felt compelled to leave soon after joining.
Most Christians are not.
Going by your definitions of "Christian" and "fundamentalist", I can't do anything other than admit you are absolutely correct about that.
I don't have the heart today to argue the definitions, or the rest of your post.